Disclaimer (For Legal and Crybaby Purposes)

Welcome to Saint Judas University a land of pure satire, dark humor, and absolutely no common sense. Before you grab your pitchforks (or your law books), please read this:

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1. This is a humor page. If you take anything here seriously, that’s on you, not me.

2. The products sold on this website are meant for entertainment purposes only. Descriptions are satirical, and the actual product details (including materials, specifications, and proper usage) can be found on the official Printify product pages.

3. We are not responsible for misunderstandings, hurt feelings, or sudden existential crises. Enter at your own risk.

4. No refunds on humor or bad decisions. If you buy something expecting it to be literally what’s described in the satire, well… let’s just say you’re the reason this disclaimer exists.

 

Now, if you’re offended because you feel like this page is mocking your beliefs, take a deep breath and think about it: If you’ve identified your belief with any of the ridiculous practices shown here, that’s not on us—that’s on your belief. Maybe the problem isn’t this page, but the fact that you saw it and thought, "Hey, that kinda looks like my religion." Food for thought.

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By continuing to browse and make purchases, you confirm that you have a sense of humor and acknowledge that this website is purely for entertainment. If you don’t find it funny, that’s okay—there are plenty of safer spaces on the internet for you.

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Now go forth, laugh (or don’t), and remember: comedy is subjective.